STEEL PANTHER’s SATCHEL To Reintroduce ‘Pussy Melter’ Under ‘Less Offensive, More Politically Correct Name’ – Butthole Burner

After his “obviously sexist” TC Electronic tone print “Pussy Melter” was taken down due to an online petition, STEEL PANTHER guitarist Satchel has vowed to make things right, tweeting:

“I’m working overtime with TC Electronics to re-release the ‘pussy melter’ tone print under the less offensive, more politically correct name of the ‘Butthole Burner.’ Don’t worry – it will still melt your pussy, ladies.”

STEEL PANTHER drummer Stix Zadinia also chimed in, tweeting: “Today has been really entertaining online. Again, I’d sincerely like to express my love of pussy, weed, partying and heavy metal. Steel Panther is a lifestyle.”