Some As*hole Stole Jim Root’s Guitar

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Some d*ckhead jacked SLIPKNOT guitarist Jim Root‘s guitfiddle while they were performing in Portland Oregon. Damn dude, “how much crack can a crack head smoke before the crack head ends up dead”.

They stole it from “The jam room” while the band was onstage. How f*cking convenient. Sounds like somewhat of an inside job to me. The SN on the Fender Strat is US11278640. I hope Jim gets his lover back and I hope the lady or gentleman who took it dies slowly and in pain.